defense and defenestration

TYPO, YOU MEANT “EXCELLENT STELLAR HUMAN BEING”.

glamaphonic:

magpieandwhale:

-lazarus:

leninism:

hiddlesandriddles:

i am actually laughing really hard

like really hard

i am alarmed at my own laughing i am laughing really hard and i’m starting to wheeze oh god 

It is borderline ridiculous how funny this is to me.

what did I just watch lmfao!

There’s something secretly perfect about this. May you give as few fucks as Chris Evans in 2012!

I don’t know why I find this so hilarious, but I do.

and… happy new year to you, too.

chrisevanshasmyheart:

Walk, walk fashion baby…

asphodel-fields:

Some guy’s boss wanted a Captain America cake, so this is what they got.
I don’t think this what Ed had in mind, lol.

asphodel-fields:

Some guy’s boss wanted a Captain America cake, so this is what they got.

I don’t think this what Ed had in mind, lol.

glockgal:

no Steve, don’t hide it, bb

I just said, to my computer, out loud, NO COME BACK

glockgal:

no Steve, don’t hide it, bb

I just said, to my computer, out loud, NO COME BACK

lettersfromtheattic:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

lettersfromtheattic:

iftadwascool:

lettersfromtheattic:

Baby, you know I want to hit that like a star spangled shield to the face, but those glasses. THOSE. FREAKIN. GLASSES.

..I think the glasses are cool.

I refuse to let his adorkableness brainwash me into liking those glasses. I just… THEY’RE YELLOW. I can’t. I can’t handle the glasses. I must be a green lantern.

Chris Evans: The Human Torch, Captain America, and now… Booster Gold.
Trifecta.

lettersfromtheattic:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

lettersfromtheattic:

iftadwascool:

lettersfromtheattic:

Baby, you know I want to hit that like a star spangled shield to the face, but those glasses.

THOSE. FREAKIN. GLASSES.

..I think the glasses are cool.

I refuse to let his adorkableness brainwash me into liking those glasses. I just… THEY’RE YELLOW. I can’t. I can’t handle the glasses. I must be a green lantern.

Chris Evans: The Human Torch, Captain America, and now… Booster Gold.

Trifecta.

ngh

ngh

forever this will be the summer of gay superheroes and also ones who travel via rainbow

forever this will be the summer of gay superheroes and also ones who travel via rainbow