defense and defenestration

god the fact that I tag my shit in a tumblr savior-friendly way is my only redeeming virtue isn’t it

(also I am at least aware of all the issues with the things I love??? UGH MODERATE SELF LOATHING)

(IT’S RDJ’S STUPID FACE IN THIS, OKAY)

(MY MOTHER IS PAYING FOR MY TICKET TO THE AVENGERS TOMORROW :( I AM SO TORN, MY SOUL IS WRENT)


The remarkable bond between Legolas and Gimli was unique among Elves and Dwarves during the whole of the Third Age, and it earned Gimli, at the end of his days, the previously unheard-of gift of being allowed to sail west across the sea to the Undying Lands, to dwell in eternal peace with his friend.

The remarkable bond between Legolas and Gimli was unique among Elves and Dwarves during the whole of the Third Age, and it earned Gimli, at the end of his days, the previously unheard-of gift of being allowed to sail west across the sea to the Undying Lands, to dwell in eternal peace with his friend.

the-sadistic-doctor:

最終話までに
Pixiv ID: 21695444Member: 乙

#i’m just so into them you guys this is them on the way back to their hotel room after their marriage barnaby’s gonna pop all the buttons on kotetsu’s shirt and he’ll bite his lip and look up through his lashes and kotetsu will make this strangled noise in his throat and just grab barnaby and hug him and hug him and hug him marrieeeeeeeds tiger and bunny t and b fanart

cimness:

She is so hot now.

okay so I am super behind on White Collar, like, I’ve seen the midseason premiere and that’s it

but

are they like

not even trying anymore

glamaphonic:

eclecticalexandria:

“I’m your adviser,” she said. “It’s not appropriate.” Finally, I offered to quit my job, and at last she relented. On our first date, I treated her to the finest ice cream Baskin-Robbins had to offer, our dinner table doubling as the curb. I kissed her, and it tasted like chocolate.”-President Barack Obama first date with wife First Lady Michelle Obama

#how many M+ obama/michelle fics will be inspired by this story

my god
HE KISSED HER
AND IT TASTED LIKE CHOCOLATE.

glamaphonic:

eclecticalexandria:

“I’m your adviser,” she said. “It’s not appropriate.” Finally, I offered to quit my job, and at last she relented. On our first date, I treated her to the finest ice cream Baskin-Robbins had to offer, our dinner table doubling as the curb. I kissed her, and it tasted like chocolate.”

-President Barack Obama first date with wife First Lady Michelle Obama

#how many M+ obama/michelle fics will be inspired by this story

my god

HE KISSED HER

AND IT TASTED LIKE CHOCOLATE.

theyoungdoyley:

Utena Time (Utena/Adventure Time crossover) 
Probably going to tweak it more before I make prints of it but aaahhh

theyoungdoyley:

Utena Time (Utena/Adventure Time crossover) 

Probably going to tweak it more before I make prints of it but aaahhh

<33333333333333333

Baroness: There’s nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who’s in love with him.

Maria: In love with him?

Baroness: What makes it so nice is that he thinks he’s in love with you.

Maria: But that’s not true.

Baroness: Surely you noticed the way he looks into your eyes? You know, you blushed in his arms when you were dancing just now.

icicleart:

line + color commission for bobbadagirl
here’s the reference. added clothes, some background, made the features more like the original actors, changed the bodies around and some limbs. 

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS MY COMMISSION IS FINISHED
HAN/LUKE/LEIA FANART
THAT IS ACTUALLY GOOD
NOT ONLY THAT BUT ALSO SEXY AND SWEET AND AMAZING
AKLSDFALSDFJSADLKJSLDAKFJASDLKF

icicleart:

line + color commission for bobbadagirl

here’s the reference. added clothes, some background, made the features more like the original actors, changed the bodies around and some limbs. 

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS MY COMMISSION IS FINISHED

HAN/LUKE/LEIA FANART

THAT IS ACTUALLY GOOD

NOT ONLY THAT BUT ALSO SEXY AND SWEET AND AMAZING

AKLSDFALSDFJSADLKJSLDAKFJASDLKF

nooneexpected:

I’m sorry. I will do this scene properly later. i just need to handle my feelings right now.

CORRECT

sycophantastic:

maichan808:

ceilingtheo:

After the most recent episode, I basically just decided that (while in my fanon mind John and Sherlock fuck like rabbits) in my interpretation of them in canon is:

  • John is a bi-romantic heterosexual
  • Sherlock is a bi- or homo-romantic asexual
  • They are in love with each other
  • (and kind of in a relationship)
  • Neither of them realizes any of this, because both of them base their interpretation of their orientation on the sexual side of it alone alone

So John keeps dating women, because he self defines as heterosexual, and keeps trying to assert that to himself. But because he’s monoamourous and is already in love with Sherlock, he just can’t make it work with any of the women he dates at all.

Sherlock, on the other hand, figured out he wasn’t interested in sex around the time everyone else in his age group got interested in it and he found the whole thing terribly tedious. He probably doesn’t even bother to self-identify as asexual, because he doesn’t even care enough about that sort of thing to bother labelling it. And then, because he’s already categorised any sort of couple relationship as sexual and therefore boring, and because he very rarely comes across anyone he considers worth spending any of his time with anyway, he doesn’t really realise he is capable of romantic attraction, either. He has so little experience of having friends that when John comes along he doesn’t have a comparison to realise that their relationship is romantic rather than purely friendship.

Which is why everyone keeps pointing out that they’re a couple, but both of them just react by thinking “No, because we’re not having sex.” rather than noticing that they are in love with each other.

YOU SO SMART, THEO.

^^^!!!!!!

roxanneritchi:

vega-ofthe-lyre:

My favorite part of this echo is the completely different meanings attributed to each exchange, like, people characterize Han Solo’s “I know” as him being ~cool~ but dang, no, I’m sorry you didn’t actually watch the film, but the emotional context for his saying “I know” is that this is the first time Leia—who has refused to express or even acknowledge the exact nature of her feelings for Han even after they get together—has told him she loves him, and Han is about to be literally frozen in carbonite, which, as they’re informed, is experimental and might result in his death, and even if he doesn’t die, he’s still being shipped to a nigh impenetrable fortress, so that Leia should tell him now—he can’t tell her he loves her, he can’t do it, because either way this carbonite thing goes, as he sees it, he’s dead, and the emotion is just too much; he has to throw up shields or else he’ll just straight up lose it and he’ll lose this one last moment with Leia with it.

And the echo in Return of the Jedi in which their positions are reversed has a very different context, but it’s also notable because it is Leia being cool. Yeah, Han loves her! She knows, and she knows why he first fell for her: because even if the odds are stacked against them, she’s still in charge. She’ll break into Jabba’s palace to save him, making her way past guards, conning the whole villainous lot of them. She’ll stone cold murder this dick who tries to enslave her. When Stormtroopers have her and her allies surrounded, she’ll shoot those assholes down. Of course Han loves her; she never doubted it. And Han is just overwhelmed with his love for her! Because damn, y’all, HE ALMOST DIED. AND SHE CAME TO RESCUE HIM. SHE FREED HIM FROM THE CARBONITE. SHE ISN’T LETTING HIS PUNK ASS ROT, AND SHE ISN’T LETTING SOME IMPERIAL DOUCHEBAGS SHOOT HIM UP.

~*~romance~*~