
When Zoo Animals Attack of the Day: According to YouTuber NRucker5, he was told by a manager at the Memphis Zoo’s cafe that the alpha male monkey in a nearby enclosure felt threatened by him because he’s a tall male, and suggested he go stand with his back to the Plexiglas to provoke an “attack.”
Then this happened…
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i’m crying
my friends are crying
we just watched like five times
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Hey, girl. I just wanted to let you know, if you ever want to go for a leisurely midnight swim, I’m here for you. I’m always here for you.
In this Sherlock Holmes game, the designers forgot to make it so that Watson would actually follow you when you moved, resulting in some freaky Paranormal Activity shit.
This starts out hilarious, but then it gets legitimately creepy. PERFECT EDITING + AUDIO COMBO
higu:
this is every reason i love pugs.
Gratuitous picture of Mad’s pugs yesterday when we got back.
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BWARRFFAARRRFF WURF WURF
my mother’s dog does this and it is the most unbearable thing in the entire fucking world
this is simultaneously the funniest and most hideous thing i have ever heard
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make a fist and put it in the center of this thing. it looks like the dots come faster.
^
OH
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Take a look at the third question down. I am still dying.
One last post before I sign off forever. Molls and I found this in my Disney Trivia game. I can’t even. Excuse me for being totally inappropriate.
Oh god this is beautiful
I’VE LOST THE ABILITY TO EVEN
oh my god










