defense and defenestration
m-azing:

glitchyeless:

“… the more jealous GLaDOS would get. She’d try to win you back in twisted ways. In one sequence that didnt make the final game, players would arrive at the start of a new puzzle and see a candlelit roast beef sitting on the table, prepared by GLaDOS. Coming closer you realise the roast beef is ice-cold, and then hear GLaDOS chastising you for missing dinner because you were too busy cheating on her with a personality sphere.” - the final hours of Portal 2So according to valve, GLaDOS isnt chell’s long lost mother, shes the jealous psychotic girlfriend. … I love it.Also apparently “want you gone” was written as GLaDOS breaking up with chell. I love this game so much. Its so insane. : D

oh my god that scene would have been beautiful and yes, why subscribe to the complicated mother theories when the game canonically gives you a jealous robot ex-girlfriend???

m-azing:

glitchyeless:

“… the more jealous GLaDOS would get. She’d try to win you back in twisted ways. In one sequence that didnt make the final game, players would arrive at the start of a new puzzle and see a candlelit roast beef sitting on the table, prepared by GLaDOS. Coming closer you realise the roast beef is ice-cold, and then hear GLaDOS chastising you for missing dinner because you were too busy cheating on her with a personality sphere.” - the final hours of Portal 2

So according to valve, GLaDOS isnt chell’s long lost mother, shes the jealous psychotic girlfriend. … I love it.
Also apparently “want you gone” was written as GLaDOS breaking up with chell. 

I love this game so much. Its so insane. : D

oh my god that scene would have been beautiful and yes, why subscribe to the complicated mother theories when the game canonically gives you a jealous robot ex-girlfriend???

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